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Joke of the Day

"SCIENCE!!! Hey reddit, are you a 10 on the pH scale? Because you're pretty basic. ^^^^^jk ^^^^^dont ^^^^^kill ^^^^^me"

"What is the difference between an egg and a redditor? Eggs get laid at least once."

"If Liam Neeson keeps starring in the same film pretty soon he's going to be Taken 4: Granted"

"Why are fat couples always so close? Gravity"

"My best friend back home just had his first kid but I also will be giving birth today...to some relatable content"

"[OC] [NSFW] I've practised for years... I've practised for years and years, and I can now finally ejaculate across the room. It's amazing how far I can come."

"If booze isn't the answer, then your question sucks."

"What face does a Syrian make when he has a bad day? Assad one. On a side note, I hope prosperity upon all the Syrians who have been displaced."

"So, a bird flies in front of a pitcher and gets hit by a baseball. What do the umpires rule it? Fowl ball"

"If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex to move back in. That would be the longest 3 months of my life."