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Joke of the Day

"They say, ""If you let something go and it comes back, it's yours"" Then does that mean I own all boomerangs?"

"THE BREAKFAST CLUB (1985): Five white heterosexual suburban American 17-year-olds manage to find common ground."

"The best joke about Kim Jong Un [removed]"

"Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? He's all right now."

"I love oral sex... it's the phone bill I hate."

"I found a ""Fresh Baked Bread"" scented candle I bought it because I love the smell of fresh bread. But when I lit it, it smelled like toast."

"Some worlds just want to watch the men burn Like hell, and the sun."

"what kind of nut does Spock hate the most? pekhan"

"How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood? His hand caught fire."

"Don't trust anyone who wants to ""get you out of your comfort zone."" Why would you ever want to leave something called a comfort zone?!"