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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a sentient being with its own thoughts and desires"

"What not to do on a first date: ask what gender they are."

"Why does the american border patrol guard take Xanax? To stop hispanic attacks."

"Why wasn't Euro Disney popular? Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered."

"British people must really like Leia in the new Star Wars movie. Stiff upper lip!"

"What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe? Steal a chicken"

"What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!"

"I work at a restaurant and one of the chefs there is both dyslexic and epileptic. Ended up sending out a chicken seizure salad."

"[sees someone use multiple contradictory excuses to compel faith-based behavior] perhaps i can reason you out of this using history and laws"

"So Batman skipped church... Call that a Christian Bale"