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Joke of the Day

"Why does Santa Claus have a such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year."

"Love is fun, but it's not going to pay the bills its a lol"

"If your New Year's resolution involves less drinking or cursing, it involves less of me."

"I'm getting tired of all the Turkey news Turkey didn't need the Recep and frankly I don't either."

"Superman is depressed because he has to change in dirty gas station bathrooms since the telephone booth is now extinct. Poor Superman."

"Did you hear about jared from subway? ""Yea he lost like 200 pounds"""

"I like my women how I like my computer Broken, dead, and in the basement."

"My dad told a lame joke today I told him to stop because he never makes funny jokes. His replay was - I made you didn't I?"

"I reported my bike stolen, now the thief can't use it anymore. Since the police is on it."

"Did you hear about the vampire comedian? He went straight for the jocular every time"