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Joke of the Day

"Play-Doh is a wonderful way to teach your children that colorful things will lie to you about their taste."

"At the water cooler, just ""accidentally"" splashed my pants to hide some pee. This Christmas, I'll give the office a chocolate fountain."

"I really love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words."

"I was desperate, I *needed* a recipe for Indian bread! But I found naan..."

"Hillary Clinton You're* Fired!"

"Knock-knock Who's there? Howdjalikeablowjob Howdjalikeablowjob who? No, no...the proper answer is ""Why, yes! Thank you."""

"To the first designer to make skirts so tight that a slit had to be added to the back: Good job. Flip flop guy: Go stand in the corner."

"Are knee pads... ... the perfect gift, for givers?"

"I asked an Indian man how to make his amazing Naan bread. He was like ""Naan of your buisiness bitch!"""

"Control this is astronaut Douglas sending transmission from the Milky Way..we have no signs of chocolate..or caramel..I'd like to come home"