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Joke of the Day

"'Knock Knock.' 'Who's there?' The pilot."

"OK, Gravity wasn't very realistic. First of all, and I checked this, Sandra Bullock -- not an astronaut"

"How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries? He stepped down."

"Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower The rest 2% have never been to prison."

"That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text."

"The bar (Dad joke) First guy walks into a bar. Second guy walks into the same bar. Third guy ducks."

"What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone? A psycho-path."

"I've started writing crossword puzzles for a national newspaper. The money is not great but It's allowed me to buy a little two up two down house."

"Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet? It's usually a sorted affair."

"What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez."