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Joke of the Day

"I started a food-themed 80's cover band called Durian Durian... ...but we broke up after everybody told us how much we stank."

"How many goals did Germany score? A brazillian"

"A man walks in on his roommate, Internet, crying in the other room. When he asks why, Internet sobs: ""Everything I touch turns gay!"""

"What kind of dog did Jesus own a holy shih-tzu"

"What did the Ents yell as they attacked Isengard? Ambush."

"What do you call a communist dog? Karl Barx"

"If you can think of a better fish joke Let minnow."

"Tower: Lufthansa 893 you're number one check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... We've checked they're all working."

"What do vegan zombies crave? GRRAAAAINS!!"

"If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.."