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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a communist dog? Karl Barx"
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"The brain is a amazing organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from the day you are born until you see your first woman naked."
"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget....."
"Male excuses: 1. I forgot 2. I didn't know 3. I wasn't sure 4. What?"
"The first thing I'm doing with my time machine is telling my past self to only microwave popcorn for 2 minutes max."
"How do you castrate an Amish man? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"bicycle cop: im taking you to jail me [sarcastic voice]: should i ride on your pegs or walk next to you [segway cop just dying laughing]"
"What does primate meat taste like? Oh, it has sort of an orangutang to it."
"I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos. I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos."
"wow american really nailed the demographic of the 6am business traveler with the in flight movie selection of madagascar 3"