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Joke of the Day

"If you can think of a better fish joke Let minnow."

"Two men. Two homosexual men are having sex and die instantaneously. Which one goes to heaven first? The one on the bottom because his shits already packed."

"My boss just informed me its unprofessional to tell customers congratulations when they call in to change last name due to divorce."

"Yo mama's so fat she fell out of bed and caused the Great Depression. I'm so sorry for posting a Yo Mama."

"Did you hear the one about the girl that went deep sea fishing with four guys? She came back with a red snapper."

"I'd be much more attracted to you if you were much more attractive."

"Does anybody know what date Easter is this year? And if so, what are you, obsessed with Easter"

"GYM Man: ""Can you spot me?"" Me: ""Sure"" Man: *Throwing down towel* ""Invisibility cloak my ass"""

"I have the best prison name Mitochondria"

"Just monkeying around An orangutan walks over to an another orangutan and says 'Yo, I'm the best at climbing and swinging!' His friend looks at him and says 'that's a gibbon.'"