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Joke of the Day
"How many minutes after someone's fired is it cool to take their stapler?"
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"Bad day? Listen to 90s rap. Problem solved. Unmotivated? Listen to 90s rap. Problem solved. Don't like rap? Listen to 90s rap Problem solved"
"Had a three-way on Valentine's night... Me and Ben & Jerrys. I'm so lonely."
"On November 9th... Me: ""I guess President Hillary Clinton is with VP Tim Kaine now. And both feeling pretty high. You could say she's ....co-Kaine! Hahah!"" Wife: ""Trump won."" Me: ""Shit..."""
"Stole my neighbors family portrait & got it tattooed on my back. Now I'm standing in their living room facing the wall 2 see if they notice."
"What's the difference between your girlfriend on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."
"A Nerd joke.. A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks ""any baggage to check?"" The photon replies ""No, I'm traveling light."""
"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change."
"Stop scrolling. You need to sleep. (:"
"Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians? Cos Lettuce"