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"How many minutes after someone's fired is it cool to take their stapler?"
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"What do you call it when a comedian falls back on childish humor simply to avoid complete failure? Pun-ting"
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"I mean, I'm smart, but I'm no Alfred Einstein."
"Why was the snowman infertile? He had snow balls"
"Penn State has taken down the statue of Joe Paterno. However, they have opted to leave his name on the library, as a reminder to stay quiet."
"What's the difference between sex every day, and a tire? One is a good year, the other is a GREAT year"
"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken"
"Chuck Norris graduated Summa Cum Laude at Harvard after only 1 class."
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