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"A man was walking on a nude beach... A man with a foot long dick was walking on a nude beach when he was arrested by the police. The charge? Weapons of Lass Destruction"
"I'd settle for separation of church and snakes."
"I'm starting a new sport where people race on sea horses. I call it, ""Aquastrianism."""
"Why did a physician go to prison? His medical license was doctored."
"Restaurants drastically overestimate how much I care about which wood they smoke my bacon over."
"If a coworker has two apples in his right hand and two oranges in his left hand, what does he have? No chance of blocking an uppercut."
"Gatorade: ""We no longer see a role for Tiger in our marketing."" Under his breath: ""Because 'Is it in you?' sounds wrong now."""
"I saw my neighbour jogging at 1am this morning and said ""It's a bit late for you Kathy, isn't it ?"". She said ""I couldn't sleep"". I said ""That's not what I meant, you fat b*tch""...."
"This party is boring. Let's make like a baby and head out."