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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina."

"Why did the Baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo."

"What is brown and sticky? A stick"

"[Joke Request] A great mother's day joke I can write on a card, give to my mom, and take credit for Example: What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college? ""Bison"""

"I wanted to get a second dog to keep my dog company. I asked my dog if he wanted me to bring him a male dog or a female dog. He replied... ""Bitch, please""."

"So I heard they've discontinued the Xbox 360... I guess it's an ex-box now."

"I flipped off a latino guy who cut me off in traffic and now I'm polling at 8% in the Republican primary."

"Apparently I snore so loudly that I scare everyone in the car I'm driving."

"Wanna hear a joke about cats? I'm just kitten.."

"Some of those Mardi Gras beads could serve a dual purpose. Don't act like you hadn't thought about it."