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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease? A Leper-Con"

"Everyone preaches body acceptance, until you show up naked at the company picnic."

"Roses are red... Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van."

"What are the options? Air Hostess to passenger: ""Sir would you like to have dinner?"" Passenger: ""What are the options?"" Air Hostess: ""Yes and No."""

"What do narcoleptic people drink in bars? BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ^Z^z^Z^z^Z^z"

"Why does it see like fur is more hated than leather? Its easy to harass a 90lb aneroxic and walk away. It's a lot harder to do the same to the 250lb tattooed, long haired, biker."

"What are some great video game jokes?"

"[Heaven] Me: What happened? God: You were sending a DM & got hit by a bus. Me: I only have one ques- God: Sorry, man. She was totes a dude."

"Why are the police so corrupt? Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police."

"What did one ox say to another ox? A yoke."