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Joke of the Day

"The great thing about Reddit and internet forums is that they're ageless. As long as teenagers act mature and adults act immature. And if you don't agree you're stupid."

"What does the boy from Manila spread on his toast? Filipeanut Butter."

"We have to seriously stop with the Holocaust jokes..... ""Ann Frankly"", they're quite offensive"

"If you are over 40, it's no longer called masturbation. It's called a system check."

"My grandfather was a baker in the army... ...he went in all buns glazing."

"Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't? Because he's been snooping around."

"""I'm not really supposed to do this,"" says the Verizon employee, showing you the setting on your phone that unbinds love from sorrow."

"I accidentally took a woman's multi-vitamin this morning. I have been trying to get dressed now for 2 hours but everything makes me look fat"

"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. Not a great gift I know, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it."

"My work day has been like the movie Sound of Music. But with less singing. And more Nazis."