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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can jam my dick in your ass."
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"how is Duct Tape like The Force? It has a Dark side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together."
"What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips."
"*goes in fridge; makes sandwich* *grabs beer* *sits on couch; turns on TV* Him: Ma'am, this is an open house Me: I need the full experience"
"I hate it when people make fun of the disabled They can't even stand up for themselves"
"Divorces are like gangbangs... Everyone is trying to fuck you and nobody cares if you're in pain."
"Why don't Purdue athletes eat pickles? They can't get their heads in the jar."
"""It's okay, man. There are a lot of fish in the sea."" -Weird way to comfort someone whose nephew has just died."
"Someone once told me ""If you love something, set it free"". I told them not to mind about those noises coming from the basement."
"In the near future, little old ladies won't know how to sew, knit, or quilt, but they'll take awesome self-pics in bathroom mirrors."