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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along? They didn't have ships in common."
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"Look at each failure as a deposit made into the account that will help you write the check for your next significant success."
"what do you call a girl in Georgia that can outrun her brothers? A Virgin."
"What is Palpatine's favourite breakfast pastry? Coruscant"
"[spending entire date hiding the fact I'm really a beaver] ""ow"" what's wrong? ""I got a splinter"" may I see? ""I guess so"" delicious ""pardon?"""
"When my girlfriend complains about how bad her day was I like to hold her hands Because shes deaf"
"I have a difficult time living in buildings near many neighbors I think I have an apartment complex."
"Why did the T-rex cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"How did the hipster burn their tongue? They drank their tea before it was cool."