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Joke of the Day

"I have a contact lens problem. I have no contact lens solution."

"I go to a muscular dystrophy support group. We meet weakly."

"What's an elephant's most sexual organ? It's foot. Because if it stands on you you're fucked."

"When an IT person pisses me off I just wait until 4:45pm to crash my computer."

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse? Neither did Hellen Keller."

"My uncle Fred used to say "" What you can't hear can't harm you"" *used to* He was killed by ninjas."

"Marriage is like a seesaw. It's not fun if one of them is fat."

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegtable? The wheelchair."

"Don't trust the atoms... They make up everything."

"Everybody is a kid of some decade, but ""90's kids"" are the only ones who are annoying about it."