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Joke of the Day

"I have a contact lens problem. I have no contact lens solution."

"What did the Philosophy Ph.D say to the fat black woman? Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"

"Someone asked where I'm from and I said Wisconsin. She got excited, ""Like That '70s Show!"" and I clarified, ""More like Making a Murderer."""

"Rape is a terrible crime... I'll never understand how a man can traumatize a woman like that. That's why I always make sure they don't remember..."

"nsfw Why did the gay have sex with the lesbian? To get back at her girlfriend."

"How big is the US-Mexico border wall going to be? It's gonna be YUGE!!!"

"I was banned from the gym for taking home a dumbbell. ""Free weights,"" my ass!"

"Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree? Because he couldn't bark"

"United States once again votes for a minority President! Donald J Trump is believed to be the first orange President to be elected in the history of the United States."

"What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral? A somber-ero."