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Joke of the Day

"First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires... Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left. /english humour"

"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Why the long dick?"""

"Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u"

"*Nurses dump cooler full of blood on surgeon after successful surgery*"

"Why are some people so odd? Because they can't even."

"If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be fat little baby assassins with crossbows."

"Who was the first mathematician? A concave man"

"Two men were in a courtroom... One was charged for eating battery acid, the other was charged of sticking fireworks up his ass The court charged one, and let the other off"

"A little ad suggestion for durex We contain your orgasms! Literally."

"How do we know Andy Taylor never had grandchildren? Because Opie is faggot"