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Joke of the Day

"Exam question: According to Germany how much is Greece worth? [1 Mark]"

"Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!"

"There are some people walking around alive today, simply because I don't want to go to jail tomorrow."

"I like to wear Grocery store uniforms and tell homeless people that I'm there to repo the shopping cart."

"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."

"[GOP debate] JOHN KASICH: my dad was a mailman so i understand our nation's struggles MODERATOR: what how JK: i went through everyone's mail"

"A security camera caught a couple having sex in an elevator. .... They got off on the eighth floor.... then they straightened their clothing and exited the elevator on the 14th floor."

"Hey rappers on twitter, saying ""LOL"" in every tweet is about as gangster as two dolphins sitting on a rainbow tongue kissing"

"Asian phone book Do you know why Asians have a phone book? Because there's so many Wing and so many Wong someone might Wing the Wong number"

"I skipped the 9 puns and killed the last one. That's a pun in ten dead."