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Joke of the Day
"Why is divorce so expensive? Its worth it!"
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"'When I go to the bathroom at work and someone follows me in' Doctor: I meant is there anything worrying you, physically"
"Whats it called when batman leaves church early? Christian Bale"
"So sweet how people try to mask their crippling insecurities with bitchiness instead of alcohol like normal people."
"When the atm charges you 3.50 to take out your own money but tells you to cover your pin so you don't get robbed"
"What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ? Crossfit."
"How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh? Ten tickles"
"Stop burning bridges. They're not even good kindling. Just use sticks."
"Teacher: Why are you late Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said ""School Ahead Go Slow!"""
"Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure now I see the spots much clearer."