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Joke of the Day
"James Bond. Great spy? Or guy who gets captured every mission."
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"Really Cosmo? 50 tips on how to make your guy h0rny? What the f^ck are the 49 things after ""touch his p*nis"
"What woman say right before they kill you: Wow. Fine. Whatever. No problem. I'm not mad. Nothing's wrong. Sure, stay friends with your ex."
"What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up? Is this some sort of yolk?"
"Just went to Walgreens & they're a bunch of liars. Their walls were more of a beige color. I'm suing."
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Breaking it to your parents that you're gay."
"There are 3 type of peole in this world... Those who know how to count and those who do not know."
"A black man walks into a police station... The police chief asks the cop... ""so did you shoot him? Did you choke him out? Whats the problem here?"""
"How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb? 0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible."
"What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet? An elephant with diarrhea."