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Joke of the Day

"Just went to Walgreens & they're a bunch of liars. Their walls were more of a beige color. I'm suing."

"A recent study estimated that 8% of all Facebook accounts are fake... unless you count people's personalities, then that number jumps to 93%."

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the Spaghetto. (I 've seen this on reddit before, one of my all time favorites though!)"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !"

"It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to Hitler. Hitler was a decorated war hero and qualified leader."

"I'm not saying I've gained weight, I'm just saying I don't think my belt buckle should be facing the ground..."

"What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge?.... ...A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"My kids tell me I drink too much. It's funny they don't make the connection."

"Islamist Humor Planes blowin' up On a Tuesday"

"What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn"