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Joke of the Day

"A black man walks into a police station... The police chief asks the cop... ""so did you shoot him? Did you choke him out? Whats the problem here?"""

"What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot? Gutterfingers!"

"""Must you lick the knife?"" ""Sorry,force of habit"" I said ""Loads of people do it though, don't they?"" ""Yes, but not during surgery, Doctor"""

"I set my Tinder to Flint, Michigan. Its been fun! The chicks are so thirsty."

"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"

"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !"

"On average, how many books can you put in an empty backpack? One. After that it's no longer empty"

"I like my coffee like I like my tea Hot with a splash of milk."

"Abortions are so fun... ...they really bring out the kid in you"

"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."