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Joke of the Day

"What animal has the tendency to be a half-ass A mule"

"100$ Bill 1st: Why are you late? 2nd: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. 1st: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? 2nd: No, I was standing on it."

"I don't watch wedding shows and get excited about getting married but I do watch Dateline and get excited about being murdered."

"my favourite one-liner a seal walks into a club."

"""My friends on Facebook are idiots."" So, what you're saying is that you're smart, but not smart enough to not friend idiots. Got it."

"The Dalai Lama Walks Into a Pizza Shop... ...and asks says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""

"A recent study has shown you should NOT vaccinate kittens It increases their risk of awww-tism"

"I don't know why everyone is so upset about the rioting in Ferguson The rest of America is going to do the exact same thing on Friday, they just got a head start on holiday shopping."

"Yo mama so fat When she taps on the QWERTY Keyboard 26 letters pop out."

"What's the difference between a joke and a religion? Jokes are rarely offered as an excuse for civilised people to kill other people."