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Joke of the Day
"What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers."
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"""Too soon"" joke? Did you hear about that International France Futball game last night? I heard it was the bomb."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ? Berlin maiden over !"
"We've heard that ignorance of maths is growing geometrically, whatever that means."
"Why did the police beat the black man after he was executed in the electric chair? He was resisting."
"When someone tells me about a book they've read, I pretentiously say, ""Oh, I don't even own a book."""
"Trying to explain to H that when the doctor said he can have one red wine a day, he didn't mean bottle."
"BREAKING NEWS: Just in from a correspondent in the Middle East. ISIS to buy all Samsung Galaxy Note 7. #note7"
"A homophobe goes to the doctor to see if he has cancer... He says, ""Give it to me straight, Doc."""
"What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef"