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Joke of the Day

"I met this amazing girl while speed dating. We stayed up all night and day just talking and giggling and I guess speed will do that to you."

"I like my jokes like my coffee bland"

"What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!"

"Everything Must Go? You should have had that attitude before going out of business."

"The thing about ""Your Mom"" jokes is... You're living proof your mom puts out."

"Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night? Han shot first."

"George Washington Where does George Washington keep his armies? In his sleavies!"

"Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days."

"Why do guys not like to eat pussy first thing in the morning? Because, you know what it's like to open up a grilled cheese sandwich!"

"What's the difference between 1998 and 2016? Hillary Clinton is the punch line this time"