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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people so bad at walking up stairs? Cause niggas be trippin"

"What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving."

"While driving, I hit a car driven by a little person. He ran up to me and said ""Hey asshole! I'm not happy!"", to which I replied.... ....""So which one *are* you then? """

"[reading book report] ME: Beyowulf is the story of a guy that turns into an wolf when he hears Beyonce TEACHER: Wrong. ME: Well, I tried."

"Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant? He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it."

"Bad enough that literally no one showed up for my Super Bowl party today, but now I can't even find the game on tv to watch."

"What is the official bird of love? The Swallow."

"So I asked my roommate why life was so hard... (NSFW Language) He responded, ""How else would it fuck you?"""

"My math teacher accused me of cheating, I can't help that my English teacher is hotter."

"The police arrested a prostitute in my neighborhood. She was so startled. I guess you could say she was caught with her pants down"