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Joke of the Day
"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk"
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"So there was this fish that was swimming along and saw a wall. And said, dam!"
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"What is dementia? I forget"
"I like that I'm not a celebrity. It means I can call people 'retards' and I don't have to apologize."
"Hey yoda... Are we in the right way? -Off course we are. -All right. KEEP GOING IN THIS WAY."
"Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands in the air. But how would I catch them?"
"Why'd the chicken cross the court? Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels.."
"Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet? There were too many Links."
"What do you get a man who has everything? A good urologist."