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Joke of the Day

"I heard ISIS hates gay people so much they put a Fatwa on the entire city of San Francisco They called it 'A Haram Bay'"

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunji cord? My ass. LAWL"

"Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"Have you heard about the guy who reanimated the dead? He made Mary Shelly roll over in her grave."

"my career as a Walmart greeter was cut short when the manager noticed me singing ""Welcome to the Jungle"" to every customer"

"Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends? He's a fungi"

"Does anyone else have a girlfriend great enough to tell them that they have herpes? Well, me neither"

"Just donated blood. I hope whoever gets it likes wine."

"Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?"

"Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea? Because they have no Seoul."