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Joke of the Day
"Did you used to blow bubbles when you were younger? Well, he's back in town lookin' for ya!"
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"My friend is a German butcher He always tells me the wurst jokes."
"Poor Bob Holness Only been at the pearly gates five minutes, when Amy Winehouse stumbles over and asks 'can I have an E please Bob'."
"Listing all my single socks on match.com."
"How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl? They'll tell you"
"You ever lied so much on a resume, you're actually shocked that they gave you the job? I mean look at me, do I look like an astronaut?"
"How can people get engaged after dating less than a year? You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker"
"I hate it when I go to bed and forget to turn off my swag."
"Who's the idiot who named the song 'The Sound of Silence' and not"
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