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Joke of the Day
"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""For God's sake man, put some pants on!"""
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"President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression... ...since the deaths of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston."
"Never vote for a tunnel-digging politician Because he's probably just another burrowcrat."
"What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school? He went to Europe to study a-Broderick"
"My dad and I never got along We have been butting heads since the womb"
"I just sent a screen shot of my drunken tweets to my friends & they are still asking if I can come pick them up"
"How do you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"I have a friend who is in the Guinness Book of World Records for ""Most Concussions"" He lives about a stones throw away."
"laugh! besty medicine"
"Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence? Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault."