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Joke of the Day

"Advice for guys When a girl says you that you're going to far, she actually means you are coming to close."

"A guy got hit by a car in his left side. He's all right now."

"What goes well with a mans jean jacket? A suicide note."

"So Sports Authority is going out of business. I hear their competitors are real Dicks."

"The NA cs:go scene"

"When a man falls off a boat you yell ""man over board!"" What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat? Full speed ahead"

"3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play? Pregnant wife: No, honey. She's not ready yet. 3-year-old: Wife: 3-year-old: Babies are lazy."

"Mini-horses are like mini-donuts, you can't just eat one"

"Turning water into wine is pretty cool but turning kale and celery into $9.50 is a miracle"

"The trick to a good joke is nailing the punchline. Jesus Christ"