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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a felon who enjoys getting zapped and has a go-to attitude? A con-do-it!"

"At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve."

"My son used to check under the bed for monsters. So once I hid under there - so he'd see me and laugh. Anyway, child therapy is pricey."

"What is the dumbest joke you've ever come up with, while at work or in school? Go!"

"UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS."

"Heard this from a homeless guy in Philly What did one testicle say to the other testicle? Ya know, just between you and me, that guy's a dick."

"She told me she was a vegan so I pretended I never met herbivore."

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup ! Yes it's the rotting meat that attracts them !"

"So I walked into the pharmacy the other day... because I needed to grab some condoms. As I was checking out, the clerk asked, ""do you need a bag for that?"" I replied, ""Nah, she's not that ugly."""

"There are three men on a boat with a pack of cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke? They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter"