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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs."

"What time did the man go to the dentist Tooth hurt-y"

"What's a monkey's favorite snack? Rhesus Peanut butter cups!"

"Louie C.K.'s Honda Civic joke at the Oscars Really struck Accord"

"I was struggling to figure out how lightning works Then it struck me"

"""I live as a mountain man because I enjoy the isolation and I hate people. Film crews are cool though."" - Mountain Men on History Channel"

"A moment of silence for those who sacrificed themselves to determine which mushrooms taste good with pasta, which are fun & which kill you."

"Black Friday deals but at the pharmacy"

"What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor..."

"""Hey babe, you smell that?"" ""No."" ""Me neither, start cooking."