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Joke of the Day

"What do anniversaries, toilets and the clitoris have in common? According to women, men usually miss all three."

"When a man can't open a jar, he has to throw it away and never speak of it again."

"What would you call a bisexual black man? Vinegar"

"Genie: Sure about this? Me: C'mon do it Genie: It's your last wis- Me: I WANNA BE RICH Genie: Alakazam! Hi Rich, I'm Genie"

"They say Republicans are toxic and Democrats are stupid. And they're right. Just kidding they're fags."

"It's not that I enjoy hot, steamy showers. I just want the mirrors fogged up so I can't see my naked body."

"Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle? Because it had more cents"

"What do you do to an Elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the Rhino."

"Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici meaning I came, I saw, I conquered. Which is probably useful for explaining why the strip club down the street now has the motto: Veni, vidi, veni."

"Two men walk into a bar. The first man is okay, but the other suffered a terrible head injury."