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Joke of the Day
"Our kitchen is starting to look like a middle school science fair"
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"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend yells out a different name during sex Like bitch, my name isn't ""someone help"""
"For women, perky breasts will one day be a distant mammary."
"What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know."
"When it comes to physically abusive relationships... They are hit or miss"
"Always remember you're someones reason to smile Because youre a joke"
"A condom isn't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
"The world's finest super spy at work: an interview"
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"What do a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? Always have to smell it, never get to eat it."