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Joke of the Day
"No one knows what the singer Sia looks like... Hopefully we will Sia Later."
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"Really, iTunes? You need to update my calculator app? Have there been changes to basic math that I'm unaware of?"
"Why do asians have such squinty eyes? Because atomic bombs are pretty bright."
"A drug addict walks into a changing room.... he came out a changed man."
"Why do we call it politics? Because poly means many and ticks mean blood-sucking parasites."
"Let's play a game: If you were stranded forever on a desert island and had only one book of Russian literature, how would you kill yourself?"
"Twitter is what happens when you take the red pill and the blue pill."
"I'm so hungover that my thoughts sound like Sylvester Stallone."
"If you're expecting a baby boy and your last name is Rowave, I've got a great recommendation for a name: Mike"
"Does someone who sleeps on the ground because they like a hard mattress... prefer to sleep on Terra Firma?"