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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms."
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"What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family? Ending them."
"Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Facebook instead."
"What did the male robot say to the female robot? 1100011010000010001000100101011101111100001011101001101000110011010110100000000110001001101011000001"
"Never get drunk before you write your grocery list. You'll end up adding things like ""vegetables"" and ""someone who will marry me."""
"What's the difference between Thomas Jefferson and Ariel Castro? Thomas Jefferson wore a wig when he raped his slaves"
"Confidence should never be confused with arrogance. Arrogance is spelled way differently."
"Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7"
"Anyone else notice Independence Day is July 4th? Maybe we can work it into our 4th of July celebrations."
"TIL that there is a subreddit dedicated to praising Nancy Grace for her contributions to modern medical science. LOL! Not really, no. She is a bad person, and should feel bad."