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Joke of the Day

"Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Facebook instead."

"Jokes are like paper airplanes I suck at making them"

"I think it's cute how my bankruptcy attorney thinks I'm going to pay him!"

"When life tosses me a football, I'm the ref who's not looking and everyone laughs when I get booped in the face"

"Gf: What's the dog eating? Me: Piece of hotdog. Dog: [chewing slows] WHAT."

"Everyone stop over reacting! There was no Earthquake.... I slipped in the shower, these things happen..."

"What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp? A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks."

"Whats the Difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Bolt can finish a race"

"My seven year old grandson made this one up. Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery? Because it was dead."

"New law restricts lobbyists to the lobby. Citizen victory! Writing laws a bit less convenient! The lobby lobby, however, has won the day."