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Joke of the Day

"Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus? Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)"

"What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? [A Roverdose](http://i.imgur.com/BtyF5ys.jpg)"

"Gravity 0/5: Worst Space Jam sequel ever. Literally no basketball."

"That awkward moment when you lean in to hug someone sexy and bump your head on the mirror."

"What do you call it when a therapist falls down for no reason? A Freudian slip."

"My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight... She needs to lighten up."

"What's white, located in washington and has a president within it? Monica Lewinsky's teeth."

"What is a sluts favourite drink? 7-Up in cider"

"Snooker is like sex. The pink is more valuable than the brown."

"What does a perverted frog say ? Rubbit"