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Joke of the Day

"What's the main use for leather in the world? Holding cows together Edit: It doesn't work if you apply too much logic. Just enjoy the joke"

"I called my hospital to make an appointment today. The person who picked up answered, ""Urology department, can you please hold?"""

"I searched for a Colt 45 Silencer online... Result: http://puu.sh/mXB3Y/129ff5c7f0.jpg P.S. If this is the wrong subreddit, let me know."

"What did the owl say to the squirrel? Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey."

"Are all females on twitter moms? Is my mom here? Mom? You there doin drunk tweets?"

"Why is Reddit full of liberals? All the conservatives are out working."

"How do you grill sheep? With Samsung Batteries."

"How do you make a 90's kid mad? The game."

"A wizard and a vampire walk in to a bar The Wizard says, ""Let me buy you a drink old friend,"" The Vampire says, ""One chicken please!"""

"In Harry Potter, a scar on your forehead means you're a hero. In real life, a scar on your forehead means you got drunk & lack coordination."