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Joke of the Day
"What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!"
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"Q: How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Juan"
"Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you? ... because they might Pikachu!"
"I'm thinking of doing my part and getting into taxidermy... It really is a dying art."
"What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca? Alpaca 'nother bong"
"Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him.."
"Hitting on girls at the bar is like payday I never get the number I asked for."
"I'm writing a theatrical work on puns It's a play on words."
"Astrophysicists still struggling to explain the Big Bang Theory: ""It's a corny show! We just don't get it!"" said one astrophysicist."
"Why couldn't the drummer make it to the show? He locked the bass player in the car."