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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash? Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He needed a pencil to work it out."

"What do you call a red lemon? a Lenin. ;)"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot..... you racist bastard."

"Back in the day, I took $5 to the store and came out with.. 3 bags of chips, a pack of snickers, 2 bottles of coke, a newspaper and a bottle of whisky. And today? CCTVs everywhere!"

"I know all the subjects of Hillary Clinton's emails, ask me anything [Deleted]"

"I'm far too cute to only have one ex-husband."

"What do you call a deer with one good eye? A good idear..."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *SLURP*"

"My salad for lunch is missing one key ingredient which would make it perfect. Donuts."