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Joke of the Day

"*bakes 12 cookies* *waits for family to come home* *eats 12* *family arrives* 5 year old: ""I SMELL COOKIES!"" ""Weird! Here's a salad."""

"Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!"

"Exit signs are all the rage these days But I think they're on the way out"

"How do nudists greet each other? With a bare hug."

"What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic? One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian."

"Why can you only date girls named Ana?... ...because I got a tattoo that says Ana"

"I have this reoccurring nightmare called a job."

"You ever notice that the most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it?"

"Why was the guitar teach arrested? For fingering a minor."

"Why won't the machines just take over already? I'm tired of doing stuff."