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Joke of the Day

"I'm a religious man living in Colorado, and I'm starting a marijuana business. I'm calling it Holy Smokes."

"Son : ""Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?"" Dad : ""It must be from your mother. I still have mine"""

"My girlfriend is a game girl And I'm the game boy"

"What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns? Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here."

"Rebecca Romaine Lettuce. Is that something? I don't care. It's just one tweet in an entire universe. Who gives a shit."

"Q: What word begins with the letter ""F"" and ends in ""UCK""? A: FIRETRUCK."

"In ""Come As You Are"", Kurt Cobain kept repeating ""And I swear that I don't have a gun""... ...he lied."

"No Brett, I didn't even read that email. I'm not speaking to you because I overheard your Starbucks order this morning."

"Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about. The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?"

"How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds? Unsubscribe from r/jokes!"