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Joke of the Day

"*locks doors and rolls window down almost a quarter of the way* ""you fellas mind not skateboarding so close to my driveway"""

"How much do pirates pay for corn? A buck an ear!"

"Some people are flirting with my delete & block button."

"So i was sitting on the toilet today... Nah it's a shit joke, nevermind"

"I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""

"Back in my day there were only 151 Pokemon When they added more, my only question was ""Y"""

"You know what a Rhetorical Joke is?"

"My science test was like Jesus and the Cross... I fucking nailed it. Ok, I'll go now."

"If you hit people hard enough with a tennis racket they turn into waffles."

"What does Moses do when he wants a beer? He brews!"