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Joke of the Day
"Paraplegic Party you goin to the paraplegic party? I hear its gonna be crawling with pussy"
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"Chicken Pot Pie My three favorite things."
"What did 0 say to 8? hey, nice belt!"
"What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies? One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater."
"Answer: Marijuana Question: Why am I sitting here on the couch eating ice cream with a fork, watching Telemundo and wearing one sock?"
"I am waiting for scientist to invent invisible chocolate nobody will see me getting fat."
"Lance Armstrong I hear Lance Armstrong was doping to win the Tour de France again this year."
"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They've already screwed everything"
"I just finished deadlifting 1000 pounds off the ground. For you Americans, that's 1275 dollars. It's my most expensive lift to date."
"Cows How does a farmer count cows? On a cowculater :D:D (ya its crap)"