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Joke of the Day
"People think I have really bad road rage. In reality I'm just really horny."
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"My wife told me I had to choose My wife walked in and told me I had to choose. Her or reddit.... I'm sure going to miss her."
"Knock knock... Who's there? Cow. Cow who? COWWHOBUNGA DUDE ._."
"If the FBI needs to get into someones's iPhone without permission.. They should just call U2 and ask how they did it"
"Why can Unicorns only be ridden by a adult female virgin? They're both imaginary"
"I put Red Bull in the hummingbird feeder. I'm pretty sure I just saw one go back in time..."
"How many libertarians? How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it."
"Irish Problems.... Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? A: None! (potato famine) Old one, i did not make, nor do i take any credit."
"[at a bar] *sees hot chick check me out* *writes note on napkin and asks bartender to give to her* *she reads note* ""STOP STARING IT'S RUDE"""
"Did you hear the joke about your mother's cooking? It's in bad taste."