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Joke of the Day
"When going camping you can never run You have to ran, because it will always be past tents."
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"I'm starting to think the guy that gave me directions to the train station was just talking to someone on his Bluetooth."
"USS Constitution aged Q: What was the USS Constitution's nickname after it started to rust? A: Old Iron Oxides This one just kind of popped into my head at work yesterday."
"I like my woman like I like this joke. Overused and overrated."
"What do you call an Arab who has many cows? milk sheikh"
"I was going to major in cosmetology.. ..but then they shut down the space program.. idiots."
"What's the difference between girls of our generation and peanut butter? One spreads easily and the other is peanut butter"
"How girls put on their pants: *Left leg* *Right leg* *Wiggle* *Wiggle* *Jump* *Jump* *Squat* *Stretch* Done.."
"I'm 30 years old and I've watched Frozen 18 times this week... For those of you out there thinking about having unprotected sex tonight..."
"Donald Trump can prove he's not a misogynist by banning ""Just For Men"" And Make America Gray Again."