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Joke of the Day

"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck"

"What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly? ""Urine trouble, mate!"""

"The Bangles are getting their own cooking show. Wok Like an Egyptian"

"Hi, you've reached my voicemail. Why didn't you text me? I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram."

"When choosing a bottle of wine, it's good to pick one with a picture of the animal you'd most like to get drunk with on the label."

"Boy comes home from school, tells his dad he had sex with his teacher The father grins, ""that's my boy. Will you do it again?"" Boy ""yes, as soon as my bottom stops hurting"""

"An Irishman walks out of a bar Wait that was a priest...."

"Why do skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer."